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A brew for the balanced adventurer.

Crafted from a meticulous mix of Colombian decaf and Colombian beans, this half-caff blend offers just the right amount of energy, without tipping into chaotic over-caffeination.

Expect a smooth, medium-bodied cup with rich notes of dark chocolate, mellow citrus, and a nutty finish. It’s perfect for those who need a little magic in the morning but still want to keep their long rest intact.

Whether you’re prepping spells at dawn or powering through a late-night one-shot, Blend of Half-Life keeps your focus sharp and your heart steady.

The Class Who Would Drink Half-Life: Artificer

If we had to pick a coffee for the Artificer class, it would be this. The Blend of Half-Life is engineered for precision and crafted with care. Built for thinkers, tinkerers, and casters who run on calculated bursts of brilliance. Like any good invention, it’s about balance: a little fuel, a lot of control.

Tasting Notes:

• Medium-bodied with classic Colombian richness
• Hints of cocoa and toasted nut
• Smooth finish with gentle caffeine lift

Who It's For:

• Gamers who need fuel for a long night, but still want to sleep eventually
• Students & creatives brewing late-night potions (or papers)
• D&D fans who want to stay in character with a blend worthy of their build
• Caffeine-sensitive adventurers who still love the ritual of a good cup

Shop in-store or online. Available as whole bean or ground—ready for whatever brewing contraption your laboratory (or kitchen) holds.